You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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