we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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