I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
