Already got asked if we're dating
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Less talking, more tequila
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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