do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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