she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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