i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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