at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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