People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
i believe in u and ur pee
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize
