spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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