we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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