HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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