If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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