WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
These tits shall not be calmed
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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