Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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