Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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