If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
no you cant smoke seaweed
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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