so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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