areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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