omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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