tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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