Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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