i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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