I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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