I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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