I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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