He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you mean i was at the winter classic?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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