I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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