He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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