why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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