That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Your penis caused this!
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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