Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
