Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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