Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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