Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
