i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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