Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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