Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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