you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Randomize
