"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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