So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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