I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
its not stalking. its research.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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