did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I have feelings that need drinking.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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