i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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