i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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