I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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