He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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