I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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