The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
BRING THE BAGELS
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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