I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
This house was built for laser tag.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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