That's intense
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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